i spent all this time desperately wanting a boyfriend and then i started meeting nice guys and realised wow what the hell i actually don’t want a boyfriend cos suddenly i love stripping again and i don’t want anyone to get in the way of making money. also i’m not ready to give up random impulsive trips to LA where i get white girl wasted in gay bars and have drunk makeouts with gay guys/gogo boys/shirtless bartenders. boys and dating are just not even a blip on my radar right now!!
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